Vic Mackey Quotes

• Tell us what you're doing here and we'll tell you why it's a crime.
• Option one is to take him alive, but feel free to consider option two.
• I don't step aside. I step up.
• Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?
• Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience.
• You better figure out how much you hate me, and how you're going to deal with that. Cause I'm not going anywhere.
• Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop.
• Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home.
• Excuse me while I get a Kleenex for the rest of this sob story.