Ugly Betty Quotes

• This better be some good information, you're ruining meatloaf night!
• The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family.
• Well, they’re not quite as flattering as ones I found of you on “dudecruise.com” but they’re not bad.
• We spoke on the phone when you were in Africa. I heard all that growling in the background.
• I almost got run over by those Queer Eye guys riding a giant pilgrim.
• You're not a rock star. You play flute in a Jethro Tull tribute band.
• No. I was here before you. I was enjoying a filthy cub scout!
• It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
• Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't.