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Once you enter this family, there is no gettin out.
In fact, the expiration date was last week on all your bullshit with that.
If it were anybody else, they would've gotten that intervention through the back of their fucking head.
What, your dad never cut off anybody's pinkie?
I'm like King Midas in reverse, here. Everything I touch turns to shit.
What fucking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?
There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.
I wipe my ass with your feelings.
You don't shit where you eat. And you really don't shit where I eat.

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