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That was rather good, I though. Total nonsense, but quite good nonetheless.
I'm grateful and all. But let's not go crazy here.
Why do we get so hung up on every little law someone breaks?
If I told you about every hunch, you'd get very irritated.
Interesting puzzle you present. Lies and truth all mixed together.
Your punishment for being a wuss is I'm not going to tell you.
The universe is one big coincidence. Cosmically improbable coincidences happen all the time. We just don't notice them all.
That urge you have to get one over on people. The need to be smarter than the next guy. It'll keep biting you in the ass.
It's nice to be nice. But if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you have to be a bitch. I know you know how.

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