Stewie Griffin Quotes

• For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
• You can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.
• The ruptured capillaries in your nose belie the clarity of your wisdom.
• I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
• We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.
• Question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you.
• When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
• Forecast for tomorrow, a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
• Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.