Sheldon-Big Bang Theory Quotes

• Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.
• For what it's worth, my mother says that when we deceive for personal gain, we make Jesus cry.
• There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
• What part of an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
• A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
• I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.
• Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
• You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
• You know I'm in such a good mood I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today.