Shawn Spencer Quotes

• Show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush.
• He put you on the creepy train, headed for creep island, where the natives drink creep nectar out of creepy coconut shells.
• Your childhood must have been pure hell. But the good news, I'm available for hugs.
• The spirits are often bashful. Sometimes grumpy. Sleepy. Dopey... Sneezy.
• How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.
• Wood thieves... my first instict is beavers, but I'm not willing to rule out those pesky Keebler Elves.
• I can't believe this! I feel like Pepe Le Pew when he looked up pew in the dictionary. Pew? Moi? No!
• There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's finished licking himself.
• I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.