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Santa Claus Quotes

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan
One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don't. - Alfred E. Smith
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Santa's elves are just a bunch of Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. - Robert Paul
After today, I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking. - Bill Watterson
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor Borge
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory

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