Sam Axe Quotes

• Hey, smooth is smooth, baby.
• You know spies, a bunch of bitchy little girls.
• I'd say you have a gift for getting men to make bad choices.
• The next time you go "Chuck Norris" on some guy, don't do it in one of my favorite bars.
• I knew he was packing, but I didn't know he had a MAC-10. I thought it was, like... a regular gun.
• She actually asked if bullets come in different sizes, isn't that the cutest thing you ever heard?
• If I lose my pension, you're gonna be changing my diapers when I'm 95 and drooling.
• You ask me, there's something wrong with the world when we don't hang traitors anymore. It doesn't seem right.
• Hey Sister. Don't be throwing explosives at me just because you can't take the cold, hard truth.