Roger The Alien Quotes

• Yes, let's leave that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.
• When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing X?
• And don't ask me to bring him back with that E.T. finger thing cause that's a giant load of crap.
• Oh, take me with you. Maybe my special power is keeping you from getting molested at the bus station.
• You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens in the James Cameron movies.
• God! Who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?
• Don't hurt me! I know it's a cliche, but I mean you no harm.
• I'm going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.
• When someone starts a sentence with "What delivering pizzas has taught me", thats usually the go-ahead to tune out.