Randy Hickey Quotes

• Maybe someone from China dug and got it from the other end.
• I bet nuns are awesome basketball players, especially the ones who can fly.
• If you make friends with anybody, make friends with the tall guy. I know where there's a frisbee stuck in a tree.
• I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car in the living room without crashing, were ok.
• I can't touch books. You know how afraid I am of paper cuts. They might as well make books out of knives.
• I should be on that show where you have to remember the names of things. What's it called again?
• If you're getting locked up, you should save your cigarettes. They're like money in jail and that's the same for boy jail and girl jail.
• I don't know why people complain about this asbestos stuff, it don't smell so bad.
• It's not fun being blind. Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?