Peter Griffin Quotes

• I've got an idea - an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.
• I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.
• Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
• I know, you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time now and I'm the man.
• I'm a Redneck. Which means I am about to do something to you that you will not remember until you're 40.
• Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
• Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
• Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
• You're not supposed to admire wheelchair people. You're supposed to feel sorry for them.