Nurse Jackie Quotes

• You prioritize by condition. Gunshots,stabbings,cardiac arrest followed by bleeders and shallow breathers
• The fact that you have even the slightest inclination to help people puts you miles ahead of 100 percent of the population.
• Watch and learn. Percocet should never be crushed, broken or chewed unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightning.
• Just so you know, doctors are here to diagnose, not heal. We heal. We are in the business of flipping beds. That's it. End of story.
• What would happen to a student nurse if she got busted flushing a patient's body part down the toilet?
• I don't like chatty. I don't do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people.
• Never remove a foreign object protruding from a patient. The surgeon does that, you understand?
• Look at that. It's supposed to be Florida. Who draws Florida with no sun? It's the Sunshine State!
• This job is wading through a storm of people who come into this place on the very worst day of their lives.