Nip Tuck Quotes

• Love is that beautiful moment between meeting the women of your dreams and seeing her stretchmarks.
• Excessive testicular heat shuts down spermatogenosis. Teabag your testicles in a hot tub and I swear you’ll be sterile and squeaky clean.
• With today's medical advances, there's no reason our seniors shouldn't be having babies. They can share diapers, daycare, yummy jars of stringbeans.
• Look, you have enough to deal with in your life without taking advice from some psychotic!
• You're gonna be okay. You just need to relax. One day we'll look back at this and we will laugh.
• Even if some small part of our brain actually gives a damn about your soul, it's always short-circuited by the part that wants to get into your pants.
• Of course not. That would be silly. That’s like suing a witch doctor for a spell that didn’t work.
• What do you think that would be like? To want to get rid of your penis? The hub of all power?
• Make sure you don't drop the scalpel. Our new partner plays for both teams.