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Megan Fox Quotes

If there's no sun, I go batshit crazy.
I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.
I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.
I haven't gone completely insane, but it might happen soon.
Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.
I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.
I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.
You're merchandised, you're a product. You're sold and it's based on sex. But that's okay.
I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

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