Medium Quotes

• Suffice it to say I’m apparently either a little psychic or a little psycho.
• Well, I want my own private island, and a private jet to take me there, and a cook and a houseboy to pamper me when I arrive. It's good to want things.
• I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of keys.
• Let's see, dinner with four rocket scientists and their lovely wives. Oh, joy. I can barely keep my legs together at the mere thought of it.
• I don't think you're understanding me. I'm going in there. It's just a matter of whether you're going to be smiling or frowning when I do.
• You're not gonna believe what I stumbled upon. This show I used to love when I was a kid: I Married a Mind Reader.
• You don’t give a dentist candy, and you don’t buy a kitten for a veterinarian, and you don’t plan a surprise party for someone like me.
• NO. No no NO! No, you listen to me, you scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, hide-behind-the-telephone headset piece of garbage.
• You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City.