Mark Twain Quotes

• Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
• Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
• If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
• If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
• It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
• Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
• Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.