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Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
I open my Bible to that New Testimony and see all that red and I just give up. Jesus was talkin' way too much.
And I guess nobody told you, I am Madea...MA-to the damn-DEA....You understand that..And what I want, I get!!!
Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.
You can get it one of two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter
Did I ask you fa some Me time..when I had to climb up that stripper pole look gurl stop popin dat dam gum.
I know you can't read but that sign say Do not feed the monkeys.
If you don't back the hell up off me, I'ma beat you like the dude you look like!
I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe... Call da po po hoe.

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