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Homer Simpson Quotes

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

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