Glee Quotes

• I tried, but i guess i don't have a Gag Reflex. When you're older, you'll find that will be a gift.
• They mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad.
• How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard? And do they come in different colors?
• By it's very definition, Glee is about opening yourself up to joy.
• There's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans, and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you.
• Do you know who that is? That's you. That's you happier than I've ever seen you.
• You may think that every guy in school would totally, want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way to busy to date.
• You want to be creative, you want to be in the spotlight. Face it. You want to be me!
• Oh hell to the nah! Look, I'm not down with this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyonce. I ain't no Kelly Rowland.