Friends Quotes

• I mean, isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic? - Rachel
• I can handle it. Handle's my middle name. Actually, it's the, uh, the middle part of my first name. - Chandler
• It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right? - Joey
• A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America. - Ross
• 90% of a woman's pheromones come out the top of her head. That's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them. - Phoebe
• Now, I'm gonna get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. - Joey
• If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. - Chandler
• And hey, just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! - Rachel
• You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo. - Joey