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I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman.
You're going away with me all right - in a garbage bag.
I'm the helpful handyman. How evil can I be?
Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge. Other times it helps me control the chaos.
People think it's fun to pretend your a monster. Me I spend my life pretending I'm not.
All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right.
If I had a heart, it would be breaking right now.
I don't have bad dreams. When I sleep, all of me sleeps. Nothing ever goes bump in Dexter's night.
This is ridiculous. I could be killing him right now.

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