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Rule #1. Cardio. Zombies lead a very active lifestyle. So should you.
Welcome to Zombieland. It's like a greatest hits collection of nightmares.
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it.
The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.
I have to take the Browns to the Superbowl.
You are like a giant cock-blocking robot like developed in a secret fucking government lab.
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.
I'm so scared, I think I'm gonna shit my pants, for which there is a precedent.

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