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Army Wives Quotes

It's hotter than hinges on the gates of Hell!
That's how it works around here sometimes.
The ride must be worth the price of admission.
Did we all lose direction to the high road, or what?
Getting older is like being punished for a crime you didn't commit.
Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.
I need Vodka and a hammer!
The Army is the wife and sometimes that bitch gets all the attention!
It feels like I'm on the wrong end of an intervention.

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