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Army of Darkness Quotes

That's it, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama!
Hail to the king, baby!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick!
It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
Well, hello, Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit and Jack just left town.
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures.
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

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