Archie Bunker Quotes

• This is what you gotta do. Before you go to sleep at night, sit down and say to yourself, "Is there anything else that I forgot to do?
• Do for your own -- take care of your own, that's the rule. That's what we done here today. We took care of our own.
• You done good! Your heart was in the right place. But your brain was out to lunch.
• Probably you did" could also mean "probably you didn't." That's the way it is with a word like "probably"...
• No dice to no psychiatrist! Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!
• Read your story of Adam & Eve there. They had it pretty soft there in paradise, they didn't have no worries, they didn't even know they was naked!
• Aw, get outta here. Mickey Mouse ain't got no race. He stands for all men.
• The judges couldn't figure them out, they had to give them one of them her-mone tests... Found out that most of them had more his-mones than her-mones.
• In the Bible, it says God made man in His own image. And he made women after, from a rib -- cheaper cut.